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That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup: what hangs on the rails

The noise around it hints at a wider range than the product list actually is. Tally the listings and the brand’s own store holds about 154 products, and roughly 43% of size variants unavailable at any given that’s a whole lotta cough syrup moment. The source behind all of this is the brand’s own published product copy as it read in September 2026, because ALOCS clothing is copied constantly and fakes rarely match the specs. The label got going in Los Angeles in 2018, with Desto Dubb selling out of a van in a downtown parking lot. The product pages still say pieces are hand-dyed and screen-printed there, so production has stayed local. Treat the figures below as what was published as of September 2026, and because streetwear prices move, check before you commit.

A breakdown of the price tiers

Most of cough syrup clothing hangs off four numbers. At the brand’s own store as of September 2026, a tee is about $150, a hoodie about $200, sweatpants about $200 and most shorts about $150. A small-goods band of about $25 to $70 for socks, boxers and tanks runs beneath that. Above it you find workwear and outerwear, from about $200 up to about $350 for the heaviest Dickies jacket. No piece in the store is priced below $25 or above $350. Discounts are selective, and the mystery-item line is the steadiest half-price route in.

T-shirts

Most buyers start with cough syrup shirts, and they are the spine of the line. About $150 is the core price, with women’s cuts and lighter tanks landing between roughly $48 and $100. The Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt sets the reference: 6.5 oz 100% organic cotton, relaxed fit, jumbo screen prints front and back, yellow woven label at the hem. The current graphics run to King Of The Kill, Drankenstein, Big Pharma and Rib Cage, most sitting at the same level. Since fit is given garment by garment, the Warning tee reads true to size with a note to size up for an oversized look. The Wok Is Dead and Promethazine Tour tees are lightweight and cropped, and the brand says to order one or two sizes bigger.

Hoodies

Hoodies land between about $150 and $200, and the $200 level covers nearly every men’s style. The Classic Cough Syrup Hoodie is the anchor of the group: 16 oz 100% organic cotton, hand-dyed and printed in Los Angeles, logos at chest and back. Worth remembering when you inspect one: the yellow woven label sits at the wearer’s bottom left rather than the hem. Alongside it sit the ALOCS Classic, Athletic Dept., Cupid Tattoo, Glocc Zip Up and Blurred Lines hoodies, all near $200. Nearer $150 you get the Zip-Up Classic Hoodie, and the women’s crop versions sitting lower again. A published fit note appears on only the classic, and it reads true to size.

Sweatpants

Same as hoodies, sweatpants run about $200, with a flare cut listed nearer $150. The Classic Cough Syrup Sweatpants are 14 oz fleece, specifically 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester, logo screen printed across the front and up the back legs. Think gym-floor sweat rather than thin mall joggers, given that weight. Classic Flare Sweatpants, ALOCS Athletic Dept. Sweatpants and Blurred Lines Sweatpants fill in around the classic. The pace of this catalogue shows in a listing that reads “Flare Classic Sweapants”, the brand’s own typo. The classic pair is listed as true to size.

Shorts and sweat shorts

The cheapest route into the main line is shorts, and ALOCS shorts cover about $60 to $150. Most men’s styles sit at $150, including the Glocc, Mexico Glocc and USA Glocc shorts, the Awful Lot Of Stincs pair and the Classic Sweat Shorts. Further down come the Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts near $100 and the women’s booty shorts near $60. Given no material published on most of them, you fall back on graphic, cut and price rather than a stated weight. The rest carry no fit note, and the women’s booty shorts are listed as true to size. Expect the apparel size run on printed shorts rather than a waist measurement.

The denim

Denim comes out the thinnest category in the store. The collection contains one product, the Double Cup Cargo Shorts, at about $150 after previously showing $300. They are mid-rise 14 oz denim, garment-dyed with a double dye process meant to mimic sun-fading, with double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side, a button fly and a custom leather patch. Grey, black and green, purple and red are the published colours, in waist sizes 28 to 44. With a note to size up one for an oversized cut, the published fit reads true to size. That word appears nowhere in the brand’s catalogue even though shoppers call denim shorts jorts, and the only other denim is the ALOCS Denim Jacket and Carpenter Pants at about $300 each.

Workwear and jackets

This is the expensive end of the rack, about $200 to $350. The backbone is a Dickies programme: the Cough Syrup Dickies Jacket at about $350 is fully lined, with two welt pockets and a pencil pocket on the sleeve, in 65% cotton and 35% polyester. At about $200, the Cough Syrup Dickies Button Down uses the Dickies 1574 work shirt in the same blend, published true to size. A quarter zip shirt and loose fit Dickies pants both sit at about $250. Outerwear outside that programme amounts to the ALOCS Puffer Jacket at about $250 and a cropped puffer at about $200. Waist, 28 to 44, is how these pieces size, not the usual apparel run.

The accessories shelf

Accessories, which run from about $25 to $250, cover a wider spread than anything else here. At about $250 each, belts top the range: the ALOCS Belt, the I Love Cough Syrup Belt and the Awful Lot Of Sex Belt. Under them sit the ALOCS Wallet Chain at about $125, two bags and a ski mask at about $100 each. The list closes with small goods, socks at about $50, a two-pack of boxers at about $60 and a bandana at about $25. Made in Los Angeles, the boxers carry the only published fabric here, a 95% cotton and 5% elastane blend. The rest go on graphic and hardware rather than on a spec sheet.

Women’s and kids pieces

Crop tops, tank dresses, bodysuits, yoga pants and a bikini at about $80 fill out women’s, spanning roughly $48 to $160. The Rich Girls Crop Hoodie sits near $160, the cheapest route into the silhouette, and a cropped zip-up hoodie sits near $100. 100% combed cotton is what the copy gives for tanks and crop tops, while some carry the measuring line side print down the seam. There is not much in kids: a classic tee at about $60 and sweatpants at about $100, in sizes 2/3, 4/5, 6 and 8. The Rhime Shoes at about $100, the only item in the collabs collection, are all the footwear there is. No published fit note attaches to anything here, so buy your usual size.

What That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup does not sell right now

Among the gaps, headwear surprises people most. The store’s hat collection showed zero products when it was checked in September 2026, so nobody should be told that hats are currently on sale. They did exist before: the brand’s blog describes a Dodger Collection from March 2024 with a fitted and a dad hat, and the trademark covers headwear, so the category can return. Almost as thin is footwear, with one collaboration shoe standing in for a department. There is also no global size chart and no washing instructions anywhere on the store, which is why fit has to be read garment by garment. An unavailable listing usually means a missing size rather than a dead style, since about 43% of size variants were sold out at the time of checking, and the awful lot of cough syrup drop calendar refills the racks every week or two.